A joke for the middle of the week!

I have to share this - a friend emailed it to me and I've been giggling ever since I finished reading it - so here goes:

Gas anybody?

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asks the child.

"Go ask your Father, I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, "Ok, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway around the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

TELL ME YOU'RE NO LAUGHIN'.......